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Science Keeps Your Dumb Ass Alive T-Shirt

Science Keeps Your Dumb Ass Alive T-Shirt

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Designed in response to anti-vaccine rhetoric and the dangerous influence of RFK Jr. on public health, this shirt is loud, funny, and unapologetically pro-science. Hand-drawn florals and a sarcastic donkey illustration bring humor and style to a serious message — perfect for rallies, lab days, or casual resistance.

🧬 Pro-vaccine protest tee
🧠 For scientists, healthcare workers & allies
🧵 Printed on Comfort Colors 1717
🌸 Hand-drawn with flowers & humor
💉 Stand up for public health & facts

Product Details:
• Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717 unisex medium-weight garment-dyed t-shirt
• Professionally printed using direct-to-garment printing technique
• Fabric content: 100% ring-spun cotton
• Made using 100% USA-grown cotton that is ethically grown and harvested as part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable production.
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Care instructions: 
• Machine wash cold. 
• Tumble dry low or, preferably, hang to dry. 
• Turning shirt inside out before washing will extend the life of the garment

🎀 Please note that color may differ slightly from how it appears on your screen due to varying monitor settings

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES:
● All of our shirts are custom printed just for you, so we do not accept returns or exchanges 
● However, if there are any issues with the print quality or the product is damaged, please message us within 10 days and we will replace it ASAP.

We love custom orders; we can personalize mugs just for you - just send us a message. 

Thank you for supporting social justice and for supporting this small business. Customer satisfaction is our biggest priority so please contact us with any questions or comments.

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